They’re Coming to Take Me Away

The squirrels know I'm injured. They line my walking path staring at me with those cold, black eyes...doll's eyes. I feel something at my feet, I trip, I'm falling. My head is spinning as I'm dragged into the burrow... It's dark, my head is pounding, I hear the sounds of gna w Oh dear God. …

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The Search Continues

Okay, someone explain to me who the hell I have become. Today’s breakfast consisted of apple cinnamon oatmeal and Trader Joe’s pomegranate flavored Greek yogurt. Really? Yesterday I ate some egg substitute (I forgot the name of the brand) and real bacon. I read somewhere that if you absolutely have to have bacon, eat the …

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Go Home Weather Channel, You’re Drunk

I am a fan of the English language. I am always learning new words and how to use them. A friend of mine recently reinforced what a hodgepodge of words makes up our language. English is filled with powerful words. However, for some inexplicable reason, people don’t find those words powerful enough. Qualifiers are added …

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